Definitions by Pirate on a Bike

Fagtard 

Insult; combination of fag and retard.

Man, you screwed up. You're such a fagtard.

Fagtard by Pirate on a Bike April 29, 2008

Chinese Fuck Story 

1. A clusterfuck or confusing situation. A crowded event.

"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."

"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."

Chinese Fuck Story by Pirate on a Bike April 29, 2008