1 definition by Pilfer plunger
broke college kid who does stuff & thangs
Also an unusual tik toker @juniortrooper69
“Junior Grimes defined”
Also an unusual tik toker @juniortrooper69
“Junior Grimes defined”
Junior Grimes is a broke British kid who does dangerous things on the regular with willybone (mort) and poshwitz (the chicken) because he’s a freedom fighter but cares most for his workouts
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Wendybone: jr do you still have your flamethrower?
Junior grimes: do I still got my flamethrower? 😎
*pulls out flamethrower* hell yea let’s go burn down the mosques!
Wendybone: ok and let’s get Burger King after!
Junior grimes: damn right! And watch spiderverse afterwards!
Wendybone: *loads airsoft gun with extra ammo*
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Poshwitz: bok bok!
Junior Grimes: what now, beaks?
Poshwitz: bok?
Junior Grimes: oh right, your hungry, here’s some cheese slices
Poshwitz: *proceeds to pick up cheese with her beak*
Junior Grimes: aww look at the beak eating
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*Poshwitz and wendybone Knock on juniors door*
Both: hey june we were wondering if you could do th—
Junior: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
*runs away*
Poshwitz: cmon he’s getting away! Let’s catch him
*Junior Grimes gets tackled to the ground*
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Wendybone: jr do you still have your flamethrower?
Junior grimes: do I still got my flamethrower? 😎
*pulls out flamethrower* hell yea let’s go burn down the mosques!
Wendybone: ok and let’s get Burger King after!
Junior grimes: damn right! And watch spiderverse afterwards!
Wendybone: *loads airsoft gun with extra ammo*
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Poshwitz: bok bok!
Junior Grimes: what now, beaks?
Poshwitz: bok?
Junior Grimes: oh right, your hungry, here’s some cheese slices
Poshwitz: *proceeds to pick up cheese with her beak*
Junior Grimes: aww look at the beak eating
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*Poshwitz and wendybone Knock on juniors door*
Both: hey june we were wondering if you could do th—
Junior: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
*runs away*
Poshwitz: cmon he’s getting away! Let’s catch him
*Junior Grimes gets tackled to the ground*
by Pilfer plunger September 23, 2021