1 definition by Phoofie King

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The male equivalent to a queef. i.e.; A fart from a penis.
After I came, there was a little bit of air built up in there, so I let out a phoofie.

My girlfriend queefed in my face, so I phoofied in her vagina.

My girlfriend is letting me define phoofie on her laptop.
by Phoofie King June 05, 2010

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