1 definition by Phone Home

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A myserious animal that has no friends. It likes to stare at walls and jerk off several hundred times in a weekend. It also enjoys watching shock web sites.
Tony "I saw a Beaven in the hall way today, he said to fuck off."
Squid "Same here, im gay"
A Beaven "FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
by Phone Home March 07, 2010

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