2 definitions by Phineas Q

Top Definition
the act of two people being asshole to asshole and passing sex toys without the use of hands, usually but not limited to vibrating bullets
"C'mon baby, we're playing some anal pong tonight and I'm gonna be the winner."
by Phineas Q July 31, 2008
a massive turd that breaks the surface of the water in a toilet, usually but not exclusively due to involuntary fecal retention
"Dude, I haven't taken a shit in three days. Check out this puddle jumper."
by Phineas Q July 31, 2008

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