16 definitions by Phil the Pill

fleshlight

a sex toy for men. there are four parts: a sturdy plastic case shaped like a flashlight, an end cap to control suction, a lid to close the fleshlight when not in use and the insert itself. the insert feels like those gooey toy things that stick to surfaces and come in 25 cent bulk vending machines.

Whore: hey stud, $50 for a blowjob and some anal
Man: fuck off bitch, I have my fleshlight!

by Phil the Pill August 31, 2006

agnostic

Someone who doesn't believe in God, but will start believing if he is ever proven real.. They believe nobody can prove God's existance, therefore creating insurance that they'll never be wrong.

Agnostic: prove that the universe wasn't created by a fat black transvestite in 1997!!

Scientist: uhh...

by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006

monkey

there are three groupings of simians; new world monkies, old world monkies and apes. a monkey is a simian that is not an ape. prosimians (lemurs, etc.) are not monkies either.

example species of monkies: spider monkey, macaques, baboons, marmosets, etc

example species of non-monkies: humans, chimpanzees, gibbon, lemur, gorilla, orangutang. etc.

monkey: thanks popular culture for making people think that chimpanzees (and other apes) are monkies.

by Phil the Pill September 8, 2006

coast to coast am

a radio program on all am radio stations (except air america radio stations whose audience is smart enough to not listen to that shit) at night. discusses pseudoscience, ghosts, aliens, bigfoot, UFOs, spirits, creationism and other bullshit.

Radio imaging voice: tonight, after rush limbaugh, sean hannity, micheal savage, matt drudge and bill o'reilly. true science discussion with coast to coast am!

by Phil the Pill September 7, 2006

nail polish

A gross liquid that supposedly makes your nails prettier. Used mainly by women but also by emo and goth men. It smells like car paint and i'm sure some weirdos sniff this stuff until they're high. Nail Polish is also known to make nails fungused by blocking light exposure under the nails. The only thing nastier than this stuff is press on nails.

secretly gay guy: that nail polish and those long fingernails makes her look hot.

straight man: you're a moron. every man knows natural, unpainted nails are true hotness.

secretly gay guy: damn. my cover's blown!

by Phil the Pill September 1, 2006

sci-fi channel

a cable channel that, despite it's name, has nothing to do with science fiction.

the sci-fi channel consists of only stuff like psychics and LOST.

by Phil the Pill September 9, 2006

tag team

the blowjob equivalent of a threesome/gangbang. when more than one girl sucks a guy's dick.

Phil: see those two lesbians over there? they did an excellent job of tag teaming my dick last night!

by Phil the Pill September 10, 2006