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2 definitions by Phil Mcrackin

 
1.
The extremely potent gas that excretes from ones chocolate starfish before dropping the jackson five off
Thats fucking stinking man, yeah my turtles breath is so bad its burning my nostril hairs.
by Phil Mcrackin February 27, 2004
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2.
The domination of the male by the female in a relationship by use of sexual starvation if her demands are not met
fucking hell shes even dressing him these days. Its sad shes really got the salmon handcuffs on him
by Phil Mcrackin February 27, 2004
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