2 definitions by Phil D. Therstan

A woman who smells potently of fish. The fishiness of the woman is determined directly by her skankness. An uber fish is a skank that not only fucks your body but also with your head.
Robert: Did you see that skank walk through the student union?
John: Yeah, I heard from Ardivan and Andrew that she was also a huge bitch to her last boy toy.
Lindley: Its true. Drake calls her an uber fish!
by Phil D. Therstan April 27, 2010
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When a woman deceives a man, because she is nothing but a grade a whore. She kicks him to the curb hardcore.
British Man: Man, she really just gave you the cold shoulder, then out of her life.
German Man: Ya, she gave my zi old cuntus puntus!
by Phil D. Therstan April 23, 2010
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