3 definitions by Phantom Kaiser

A Mexican guy that is known for sleeping with any thing that moves. He is characterized by a pedo styled smirk and a voice that can lure any women into his magical crib. The only way to scare off a Luch March is if you put him around crowds, therefore rendering his technique useless.
Lorenzo: "Hey, did you saw Luch March talking to your wife over there?"
Andros: "Dang, bring everyone around him, he will eventually be creeped out by crowds..."
by Phantom Kaiser July 14, 2016
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A Mexican guy that is known for sleeping with any thing that moves. He is characterized by a pedo styled smirk and a voice that can lure any women into his magical crib. The only way to scare off a Luch March is if you put him around crowds, therefore rendering his technique useless.
Lorenzo: "Hey, did you saw Luch March talking to your wife over there?"
Andros: "Dang, bring everyone around him, he will eventually be creeped out by crowds..."
by Phantom Kaiser July 14, 2016
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Most commonly used by guys who are known for seeking the fattest vapes and the most slammin' chub n' tuck. This is a sign of veneration for something done remarkably well, the opposite of a Bradberry if you will. Use at your own discretion, due to it's incredible ability of making people say it for no reason.
Ethan: "Hey man, are you up for some Chub n' Tuck lessons in the Park?"
Ethan B.:"Sure thing man, last one was dope! Papa Bless!"
by Phantom Kaiser July 14, 2016
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