Three days off in a row.
I taking a 72 this weekend.
A political appointed flunky who either doesn't want to work or who is so stupid they can't work
That new Assistant Commissioner Martha appointed is a real hack.
Someone who is hung like horse
Damn that guy is a Mr. Ed, all the chicks want want that 10 inch piece he carries in his pants.
A website that is interesting enough to lead office workers to spend lot of the company time surfing that site.
"The Urban Dictionary is one big time sink. I spent two hours on that site and didn't get any work done.
As in comp time. When a unionized worker get compensated with time off for extra time worked. Usually granted by managment when they don't want to pay for overtime.
Martha is offering comp time instead of overtime.
When a guy is hung like a horse
That guy is a regular Mr Ed. All of the chicks want a piece of that 9 inch tool he has in his pants.
Some task that was thought to be hard but turned out easy
Benny: Hey James did you finish with the high value properties on the radical list?
James: Yeah, no problem. It was an easy pork chop
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