2 definitions by Peter Von Schnitzel
Lesbian alignment is when a womans attractiveness becomes significantly higher when she engages in acts of a lesbian nature. When a woman is given an attractiveness rating out of 10 (ten), a maximum of 2 (two) additional points can be added to the rating out of 10. As such, a mildly attractive woman can, with the help of the lesbian alignment, become a smoking hot babe just by performing cunnilingus on a female friend.
"Hey, is your girlfriend hot?"
"She's OK, but when she made out with her girlfriend, the lesbian alignment meant she was much hotter!"
"She's OK, but when she made out with her girlfriend, the lesbian alignment meant she was much hotter!"
by Peter Von Schnitzel July 12, 2007
The Hotness rating is a rating out of 10 that you give to a person of the opposite sex. The hotter the person, the higher the rating. Therefore, Scarlett Johansson is regarded as a 10/10, and Rosie O'Donnell scores a lowly 1/10.
Dude 1: Hey, i scored with this chick last night!!
Dude 2: Was she a hottie?
Dude 1: I'd give her a hotness rating of 7/10.
Dude 2: Was she a hottie?
Dude 1: I'd give her a hotness rating of 7/10.
by Peter Von Schnitzel August 12, 2007