that short-lived personal satisfaction you get just after upgrading your software to the latest version
oh what an upgrade high I'm on - I'm now running the latest version of Skype, BBM and BB Sync for Mac. Pity it will only last a few days...
by Peter Greenwall June 02, 2011
Example 1:
I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.
ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be
Example 2:
what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'
Example 3:
How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...
I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.
ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be
Example 2:
what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'
Example 3:
How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...
by Peter Greenwall February 15, 2011
the modern rebranding of reciprocity in transactional relationships, where the give and take is crystal clear: he offers finance security, or unsolicited display of affection (random dic pic) and she offers her... well assets. Think of it as the mutual exchange economy for trophy vibes and bedroom favours
Dude, I paid for her nails, dinner and that surprise spa day - don't you think a little #recipussity is fair?
by Peter Greenwall December 12, 2024
Jackie: Jeeze I desperately need cream on my face
Helen: WTF!? Who's cream you after? That's a little ambiguous don't you think?
Jackie: NO IT'S NOT! It's completely monobiguous - my face is dry and it needs cream
Helen: WTF!? Who's cream you after? That's a little ambiguous don't you think?
Jackie: NO IT'S NOT! It's completely monobiguous - my face is dry and it needs cream
by Peter Greenwall March 30, 2011
ACROBUZZANYM examples:
e.g.1 SCUBA - Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
e.g.2.RAM - Random Access Memory
e.g.3 IDIOTS - Institutions for Decisions Involving Organization & Temporary Solutions
(still to catch on)
e.g.1 SCUBA - Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
e.g.2.RAM - Random Access Memory
e.g.3 IDIOTS - Institutions for Decisions Involving Organization & Temporary Solutions
(still to catch on)
by Peter Greenwall February 04, 2009
my video on youtube has gone antiviral!! I uploaded "Songs That Nothing Ever Happened To" over 2 years ago and its been viewed 17 times :(
by Peter Greenwall November 14, 2011
Pulling Ideas From Your Aspirations For FINancial Gain
- the act of wishing new words, products, tag-lines and songs into existence, and achieving financial success
- the act of wishing new words, products, tag-lines and songs into existence, and achieving financial success
PIFYAFFING examples:
e.g. 1. ‘I wish my crappy car was a sports car’ and VROOM! – ‘Pimp my Ride’ comes along
e.g. 2. ‘I wish there were biscuits that could help me digest food,’ and POOF! – we have digestive biscuits
e.g.3. 'I wish I was younger’ and YOUTH! – ‘40 is the new 20’ becomes an advertising catch-phrase.
e.g.4. ‘I wish I was free to follow my dreams and create the world I wanted’ and FREEDOM! – ‘Just do it’ becomes a tagline.
e.g.5. ‘I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair' - and INTERNET SENSATION! Sandi Thom is a hit!
e.g.6. I hope this entry into Urban Dictionary leads to PIFYAFFING
e.g. 1. ‘I wish my crappy car was a sports car’ and VROOM! – ‘Pimp my Ride’ comes along
e.g. 2. ‘I wish there were biscuits that could help me digest food,’ and POOF! – we have digestive biscuits
e.g.3. 'I wish I was younger’ and YOUTH! – ‘40 is the new 20’ becomes an advertising catch-phrase.
e.g.4. ‘I wish I was free to follow my dreams and create the world I wanted’ and FREEDOM! – ‘Just do it’ becomes a tagline.
e.g.5. ‘I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair' - and INTERNET SENSATION! Sandi Thom is a hit!
e.g.6. I hope this entry into Urban Dictionary leads to PIFYAFFING
by Peter Greenwall February 04, 2009