Persephone~'s definitions

Jock

What makes up approx. 89% of my school, so I know what I'm talking about when I say Jocks are:

~OBSESSED! with sports

~The masculine version of a slut

~Think I like them (OMG!)

~Think nothing else in the world matters except for sports

~Likes picking up a ho or two on the street

~Usually (but not always) gets poor grades

~Hates all other social cliques (geeks, preps, punks, etc)

Teacher: Today we will learn about meiosis...
Jock: FOOTBALL!
--
Me: I'm trying out for Cora in our school play Nightfallen!
Jock: FOOTBALL!
--
Me: Let me guess, football?
Jock: BASKETBALL!
Me: O_o

by Persephone~ June 3, 2009

PIC

Partner In Crime

Erik Destler and Madame Giry,
Superman and Wonder Woman,
Brian and Stewie,
Homer and Bart,
Evey and V,

...Examples of classic PIC's

by Persephone~ August 26, 2009

FBI

Fucking bitches, incorporated.

I work for the FBI.

by Persephone~ January 9, 2010

Naked Brothers Band

Even worse than the Jonas Brothers...

I would rather marry the Jonas Brothers than listen to the Naked Brothers Band for .00000001 seconds.

by Persephone~ March 25, 2009

Thenardier

Main villain in Les Miserables. Once said to have raped little Cosette, but that was proven TRUE. (JK!~)

I feel so sorry for Cosette, I'll bet Thenardier was fat XD.

by Persephone~ February 16, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A place where people used to go to learn slang terms, but now just a place where teens with no life go to use as a burn book.

Stupid teenagers keep putting nonsense on Urban Dictionary...
Persephone's Uncle, those losers.

by Persephone~ January 15, 2009

Cannibalism

To put it frankly:
People eating other people.
Also works for animals, as long as they're the same species.

The deserted pioneers had to resort to cannibalism to survive.

by Persephone~ February 27, 2009