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Both a bed and a hedge
Simon sleepily eyed up the nearby hedge and weighed up the 15 euro it would cost for the nearby hostel against the value he placed upon his physical integrity and dignity. Feeling both nihilistic and courageous after just having read the entire collected works of Charles Bukowski, Simon narrowed his eyes, glared defiantly at the traffic, made his bedge and lay in it.
by Pepe Le Pew Pew July 27, 2020
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