9 definitions by Penis Christ

(1) Former great drummer, now too busy crying over filesharing to properly tune a goddamn snare.
(2) Sellout
(1) Did you hear St Anger?
Yeah, and it sucked ass -- when the fuck did Lars start playing steel drums?

(2) Dude, that band sold out big time. They're all a bunch of Lars Ulrichs now.
by Penis Christ February 03, 2005
The solution to all your childcare needs.
Thanks to George W Bush's abstinence-only sex education, coathanger stocks have risen significantly.
by Penis Christ February 03, 2005
A word used to describe something great that has been replaced with something unbelievably shitty.
The Sega Dreamcast was the Clinton of consoles.
by Penis Christ February 03, 2005
Any of a variety of small, squad-portable antipersonnel artillery pieces. Too small to be suited for antimaterial roles, mortars are commonly found utilizing fragmentation or occasionally incendiary or high-explosive rounds. Can also be jury-rigged from a variety of sources, including most smoothbore shotguns.
80mm mortars are quite effective when used concealed against infantry formations.
by Penis Christ February 03, 2005
A punch (or sometimes kick) where the individual swings his fist across their side to build momentum. Usually used by those who don't know shit about fistfighting, or when an opponent is being held by another. Very easily dodged.
That numbnuts came at my with his fist cocked back, and tried to roundhouse me. I straigh-armed him in the throat before he could even swing.
by Penis Christ February 03, 2005
When a group of three to five individuals jump someone, knock them down, and proceed to violently kick them in the ribs and face repeatedly (usually with steel-toed or reinforced toe boots). Usually done while belting out lines from the popular song, "Singing In The Rain". Inspired by Stanley Kubrick's film A Clockwork Orange.
Let's take down Jake tonight. That motherfucker, we'll be singing in the rain over his ass!
by Penis Christ February 03, 2005
A person believing in basic amounts of equality for all individuals. Different variations hold different extremes, ranging from free government-provided basic medical, financial and educational services to complete redistribution of wealth.

Does not hate America, in fact, most see it as the greatest country on Earth. But rather than sit back, ignore the problems it still has and be happy the way it is, they look for ways to further improve life for all its people.

A common feature of socialists is the desire to focus on human issues (poverty, illness and education) rather than social issues (abortion, gay marriage, religion). This causes most neoconservatives to hate them with every beat of their cold, black hearts.
Socialist: So, you don't want to pay more taxes to fund care for everyone? Fine. Let's legalize marijuana, something we spend billions of dollars a year trying to get rid of while fighting a losing battle. We'll apply heavy taxes to its sale, similar to alcohol or cigarettes, with appropriate age restrictions for purchase and use. Nonviolent offenders will be freed, and most drug dealers will forced out of business. We'll take the tax money created there -- along with the billions spent quarterly on police and federal prisons -- to actually pump Social Security back to life and establish free clinics, and expand tuition assistance. The boost to the economy from an entirely new multi-billion dollar industry will allow job growth and provide millions of people to get new or better jobs.
Neoconservative: Why do you hate America?
by Penis Christ June 05, 2007

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