Definitions by Pedro the spicy

Pimpmanship

Analogous to 'sportsmanship', the general class and integrity displayed by one engaging in sexual exploitation. Characterized by (but not limited to) a mean strut, brandishing of a cane, a fast back-hand, flowery attire, savouring of the pimp juice and the efficient use of crack in attracting and retaining talent.

"Joe is taking three girls to the prom."

"Well done old chap... what pimpmanship."

Pimpmanship by Pedro the spicy September 23, 2005

Our Lady 

Part of Marian devotion, said at the end of Catholic prayers. Usually followed by "pray for us." Can be very stirring...

"Our Lady of Victory..."

"PRAY FOR US!!"

Our Lady by Pedro the spicy September 23, 2005

Play like a champion 

Encouraging or motivating phrase offered to a disgruntled or pessimistic person. Taken from the sacred sign located above the tunnel leading out of the home locker room of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish football team.

"Dude, I'm not sure about this exam."

"Hey... no excuses... play like a champion."

Play like a champion by Pedro the spicy September 23, 2005

Totus Tuus 

Latin expression prominently associated with the late Pope John Paul II, first coined in his 1994 book "Crossing the Threshold of Hope." Means, "all for you", expressing the ideal of a worldly commitment to a single good. Pope John Paul II would write this expression in the top right-hand corner of every hand-written document.

"My devotion - totus tuus"

Totus Tuus by Pedro the spicy September 23, 2005

Commerce 

The transacting of goods or services, or, according to the third definition provided by dictionary.com, sexual intercourse

"Most late night meetings with vulnerable and supple female interns are in the interest of commerce"

Commerce by Pedro the spicy September 20, 2005

Thesis 

Your view of life or identity of self. Typically used to discount a self-absorbed person.

"Please son, my thesis will rip your crew to pieces."
-- J5

Thesis by Pedro the spicy September 20, 2005

Paradise Lost 

Epic poem written by John Milton, arguably one of the most important yet ignored contributions to literature and theology. Paradise Lost is generally opposed by fundametalist bible-beaters who oversubscribe to a literal, conservative view of God.

Milton portrays Satan as sin with a smile...

"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heav'n"

Paradise Lost by Pedro the spicy September 20, 2005