Definitions by Pedro the Poet

Business Bender

5 days in a row of being blackout drunk or damn close to it

Halloweekend was a shit show, we had a business bender from thursday through tuesday.

Business Bender by Pedro the Poet November 3, 2011

unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity 

To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese

I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.

Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.

unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011

Nila 

A shortened form of the word Vanilla.

(uneducated hoe at starfucks)-Mhmm lemme get a nila frap no whipp

Nila by Pedro the Poet April 23, 2011

Gorap 

The ultimate state of being. A gorap is above human understanding. Although a gorap is believed to be a myth, they actually exist. To achieve a gorap mentality, and to thus become a gorap, you must; retreat to your mind, come out the back, see every situation from an omniscient p.o.v, and never mention that you are in fact a gorap.

Mario-Sometimes I feel as if you're a gorap when you give me advice

Peter- well, I couldn't tell if I was.

Todd- You're a gorap bro, straight gorap

Scott- It's all in how you look at it.

Gorap by Pedro the Poet August 29, 2010