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Dutch Rub
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The
act
of drying someone else's
hair
so vigorously that it causes scalp pain. Most often performed by
parents
on their unsuspecting kids.
"Get back in the house with that wet
hair
, you'
re
not going out in the
cold
until I give you a Dutch Rub."
Dutch Rub
by
Peapod Hobbit
June 10, 2008
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