1 definition by Peaceloving Vegetariahn

See Militant Vegetarian, but worse. Willl also assault you with moans and ewws if you were a wool sweater or hug a chicken, due to to him/her/hir feeling it is prostitution. Force feeds their dog vegan food and will go through great lengths to impose their dietary religion on others.

The Isis of Veganism.
Carl is such a Militant Vegan, he shredded Betsy's wool sweater with a rusty spoon.
by Peaceloving Vegetariahn October 11, 2016
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