2 definitions by Patrick Sheehan

someone you lust over or find very attractive
someone sexy as hell !
someone with a FINE ASS
someone who enjoys crazy wild sex
1: dude, Kitty is a SHAGMUFFIN, she's GORGEOUS !!

2: WOW look at that SHAGMUFFIN

3:Chris-"man, that girl lat nigh was such such a SHAGMUFFIN we were all over the plaice !!"
pat-" haha nice!, i'd SHAG her MIFFIN! hahah"
by Patrick Sheehan February 25, 2008
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an exclamation in response to something well done.

inspired by this famous quote:
“It’s erotic if you’re using a feather. It’s kinky if you’re using the whole damn chicken.”
if some one did a HUGE back flip (or something equally amazing) you could say,
1- DUDE , THAT WAS THE WHOLE CHICKEN !!!
2- YOU DID THE WHOLE CHICKEN !
3- WAY TO DO THE WHOLE CHICKEN !
(as an option of personal choice you can add FUCK'N in-between WHOLE and CICKEN !)
by Patrick Sheehan November 7, 2007
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