Definitions by Patrick Moose

Bumpain

A pain in the bum...especially a crying baby

Esteban = BUMPAIN!!!!

Song to calm a crying baby

(Tune: You Are My Sunshine)

You are my Bumpain, my little Bumpain
You make me crazy when you cry loud
You'll never know (baby's name)
How much you're crying
Please don't take my Bumpain away

Bumpain by Patrick Moose December 9, 2008

yardstick 

A fat stomach. Also an adjective..."Yardsticky"

Mooganns has a big YARDSTICK

yardstick by Patrick Moose March 16, 2008