Pat Sharpe's definitions

asphyxi wank

The act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self ala Michael Hutchence. Good times.

Jeremy had grown old with wanking. He'd tried all types. Regular wanks. Danger wanks. On buses. Trains. Bikes. All types. Now it was time to move onto the ultimate wank. The Asphyxi Wank.

by Pat Sharpe April 21, 2006