1 definition by Parker Niggerman

One who takes out lightpoles at famed speedways while trying to finish the race quicker because he has to poop. He often puts very good meaning to the word "DERP" as he often forgets his own name while prank calling local pizza places asking for the famed Turducken Pizza.

His inner retard by itself affect Corvette sales, very negatively. Will never walk up to a woman and say "Hey bitch!" without being slapped.

Son of Multiple-time Daytona 500 Champion Mike Husby Sr. who died tragically.
"I have to go take a Pete and wipe my Husby!"
by Parker Niggerman August 24, 2011
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