2 definitions by Pannas & Rizz

David Bilbija

A hard working athlete who is the champion at the Sports Day sprints.
Multi-Gold Medalist
Winner of the 2002 Commonwealth Games Marathon
Winner of the 2004 Olympic Games Marathon
2004 Australia Flag Barer for the Olympic Games

(Confirmed Flag Barer for the 2034 Olympic Games in Brisbane)
Taught Gordon Ramsey to Cook... Then cooked curry.. after cooking Steph Curry
Proud father of Michael Jordan.
50% owner or Tesla as a side hustle.
He don't need to introduce himself when he walks into a building
Usain Bolt's former personal trainer
Chess world champ
4x UFC Champion (6-0 against Conor McGregor)
Made Floyd Mayweather cry
Put Tyson Fury in a body bag
Is 6'4 and has 230 pounds worth of muscle
Co-Owner of Pheonix Suns

So yea, He's literally him.

Person 1: Hey, you see that guy over there? David Bilbija is his name. He's literally HIM.

Person 2: Do I know him?

Person 3: How do you not know him?

Person 4: HE IS HIM!

Person 5: We're literally all here for him you numb-nuts

by Pannas & Rizz August 16, 2023

Riley Srey

Career Stats:
134 Games
76 behinds
50 Out on the Full
1 Goal
Consumed 2753 Choccy Milks
Ave. Fantasy Points: 32.7
Riley Srey>Buddy Franklin

Commentator 1: Riley Srey over the back!

Commentator 2: Srey, SREYYYYYYYYYYY

Crowd: Legend becomes Immortal

by Pannas & Rizz August 16, 2023