2 definitions by Pam Landry

Hydra Cock

When you’re turbo wasted and can't put on a condom cause you’re seeing multiple phantom dicks instead of one

Last thing I remember was me hydra cocking out of control, so I just gave up and passed out.

by Pam Landry October 19, 2015

Crumpkin

The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.

After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!

by Pam Landry July 8, 2009