2 definitions by Pam Landry

Top Definition
The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
by Pam Landry July 07, 2009
When you’re turbo wasted and can't put on a condom cause you’re seeing multiple phantom dicks instead of one
Last thing I remember was me hydra cocking out of control, so I just gave up and passed out.
by Pam Landry December 12, 2015
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