2 definitions by Pagan and proud!

Bangladesh bagpipes

Breaking wind loudly after a heavy night of curry, onion bhajis and Guinness.

"Dear god's, that smells evil! Who's been playing the Bangladesh Bagpipes?"

by Pagan and proud! January 17, 2023

vicar's handshake

Adjective to describe something is weak, loose or floppy, similar to the handshake of a Church of England clergyman.

Buying a second hand car.
Buyer: "How much for the motor?"
Seller: "Two grand."
Buyer: (kicks back wheel, which wobbles.) "Two grand? You're joking! These wheel bearings are as slack as a vicar's handshake!"

by Pagan and proud! January 21, 2023