5 definitions by Paco the all knowing.
Second-Hand-Spooge(commonly refered to as SHS) is a tragic event. many a man has fallen victim to this terrible occurance. now.. be afraid.. SHS is when a man aquires spooge from a females mouth. this is normally done through the art of making out with the subject, in this case the female who has recently given a bj(within the past 3 days). during the make out session, spooge from the females mouth, may, and this is not rare, transfer over to the male without him noticing. this is the art of receiving second hand spooge.
by Paco the all knowing. October 15, 2004
voice babies are babies that are born when you make sex with someones voice. this then leads to voice babies. the babies are born from the nostril and it feels kinda fucked up. after having a voice baby you normally have to a) take a massive chinchilla or b) get some terrible floobs
by Paco the all knowing. September 25, 2004
this is a normal occasion so dont start feeling uneasy when you see the definition.
v. normally done pre-esr, when you take your big toe, and soften up an insertion point, for esr this point would be the eyeball.
v. when you're running in a race and all the sudden you have to take a shit.
you're in 2nd place and the person running in front of you really isnt that far away so, as you run, you take the shit inside your pants and make sure its nice and wet and juicy. you take off your pants and commence in throwing them at the man in front of you. this will end up covering him in poopy and he will begin to cry. now you commence to pass him up in the race but as you run past him, you spooge in his eye.
v. normally done pre-esr, when you take your big toe, and soften up an insertion point, for esr this point would be the eyeball.
v. when you're running in a race and all the sudden you have to take a shit.
you're in 2nd place and the person running in front of you really isnt that far away so, as you run, you take the shit inside your pants and make sure its nice and wet and juicy. you take off your pants and commence in throwing them at the man in front of you. this will end up covering him in poopy and he will begin to cry. now you commence to pass him up in the race but as you run past him, you spooge in his eye.
dude i totally blue footed boobied your mom last night before i ESRed her.
dude i was runnin in the marathon and blue footed boobied the guy in front of me and got first place.
dude i was runnin in the marathon and blue footed boobied the guy in front of me and got first place.
by Paco the all knowing. September 4, 2004
1. noun: a point at which you go in for the insertion, when ESRing(see definition) the insertion point is normally around the eye area.
2. noun: the point i find in which i will stick it into them and fuck away.
2. noun: the point i find in which i will stick it into them and fuck away.
1. Dude i found the insertion point on victors mom and ESRed her so hard.
2: Carla has like 90 insertion points just pick one.
2: Carla has like 90 insertion points just pick one.
by Paco the all knowing. September 4, 2004
1) Tea and Crumpets
2) Tyranasaurus-Rex Attacking Canada
3) Total Anal Carnage
4) Total Anal Corruption
5) when you're walking on the sidewalk and decided to kick a canadian in the shin. you walk up to this canadian and drop kick his shin and laugh a good hearty laugh at him. you commence in spooging in his hair and covering him in easy cheese. then you feed him to the anal raping coyotes that eat spooge. he has now been spoogified. this motherfucking canadian should die in hell and be eaten by carrots.
6) a pushpin used to pin things to a board.
2) Tyranasaurus-Rex Attacking Canada
3) Total Anal Carnage
4) Total Anal Corruption
5) when you're walking on the sidewalk and decided to kick a canadian in the shin. you walk up to this canadian and drop kick his shin and laugh a good hearty laugh at him. you commence in spooging in his hair and covering him in easy cheese. then you feed him to the anal raping coyotes that eat spooge. he has now been spoogified. this motherfucking canadian should die in hell and be eaten by carrots.
6) a pushpin used to pin things to a board.
1) I had TAC yesterday.
2) I worship that TAC. Fuckin canadians.
3).. pass.
4).. once again... pass.
5) I TAC-ed that fucker over ther. hahahaha.
6) i used a tac to put it in the board.
2) I worship that TAC. Fuckin canadians.
3).. pass.
4).. once again... pass.
5) I TAC-ed that fucker over ther. hahahaha.
6) i used a tac to put it in the board.
by Paco the all knowing. September 26, 2004