1 definition by Pace Keeps My Blood Alcohol Level Is At A New State High

A small private university in New York, where kids know how to party. Where drinking isn't saved for the weekends... it's an every day thing. Where not only beacause OktoberFest and SpringFest make us drink 10 in the morning but it's a habbit formed once you attend. Michaels, Paulies or Finnegans is what the students call thier second home on Thursday nights. Where students pre-game harder than you party for any event. Located in the middle of no where, everyone is a drug dealer. It's where our parents $35,000 a year go to alcohol, sex, and drugs.
Dude you going up to Pace University tonight? I'm bringing my 30 pack, a bottle of bacardi dark,absolut, grey goose, a gram of weed, 1/4 oz of the chronic, my bong and a few blunts, and this is all just to pregame before Paulies... you in?
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