2 definitions by PLADAMIR VUTIN

Fingersnatcher

An unholy insult used in the dark ages by the ancient gods, some say the user must be so divinely powerful they are like a god. Only four men are known to be able to use this, a fat black man, pubescent teen, a Japanese man and the chinless eyes. Those who consider themselves worthy are judged by these divine if one is unworthy their virginity is given to them permanently. Meaning they will never advance to level 2 "Chad"

Ben: "Shut up Alex you daft cunt"
Alex: "fuck off don't you fucking call me a daft cunt you twat
fingersnatcher"

by PLADAMIR VUTIN March 21, 2019

Bumfluff Burglar

Have you ever woken up with a surprisingly low amount of bumfluff? this is due to the little gnomes that have stolen your bumfluff, these were real creatures that were eradicated in 1432 but they would nestle in between your buns and when you slept would take your bumfluff. Nowadays the insult is coined at a Scrooge-like character who does not spare his money. By referring to them as small gnomes stationed within one's bum crack and saying they steal someones bumfluff is a dangerously powerful insult. This definition was brought to you by F . I . N . G . E . R . S . N . A . T . C . H . E . R . inc

Ben: "So Alex are you gonna buy us a round of drinks?"
Alex: "Naw"
Ben: "No wonder your da left you, you are such a bumfluff burglar"

by PLADAMIR VUTIN March 23, 2019