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mtv2

Marketing Television Too!

MTV's brand for viewers with slightly higher IQs. Through filler and commercials, somehow manages to stretch appx. 5 hours worth of programming into a 24 hour period. With the ailing economy and with Viacom's financial losses, MTV Networks formats this way in order to save money.
I better hurry up and watch MTV2 now before they change the format to Newlyweds 24 hours a day.
by P.A. March 24, 2005
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the used

Another band that will be forgotten in a couple years. They are "used" by the music industry when they are marketed toward 12-20 year old girls and boys who happen to enjoy the emo/fabri-punk genre to begin with. They are adored by screaming fans in that age demographic, which means the music executives are doing their job well.
Hey man, are you listening to The Used?

Nah, I'm listening to Mozart's 40th Symphony.
by P.A. April 28, 2005
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golf

Greedy Old Limpdick Fun

A recreational activity for conservative white males that will hopefully become non-existant in a few decades. Involves knocking a ball around with the goal of getting it into different holes. The game is played on a golf course which is a waste of more land space than Wal-Mart Stores.
Father: Hey son, what do you say we play some golf together and have some father and son bonding time?

Son: No thanks dad. I'm not a baby boomer.
by P.A. March 12, 2005
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MTV

Money To Viacom

A brand which was purchased by Viacom in the late 1990s, which was also around the same time MTV's complete identity began to change, leaving viewers feeling alienated from something that was once a big part of their lives. Generation Xers complain and write harsh negative definitions about this brand on urbandictionary, and they are all pretty much accurate. The only reason we don't see huge rebellions against the current MTV is because most Generation Xers are too old to really care anymore, and the younger generation doesn't know any different so they accept it.
Person 1: I want my MTV.

Person 2: Hop into this time machine and I'll transport you back to 1993.
by P.A. March 7, 2005
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naacp

National Association for the Advancement of Colored People

Black civil rights organization that was very influential in the 60s and 70s, but doesn't really know what it stands for anymore.
Did you hear Bush declined to speak before the NAACP?

So, he picked Condi Rice as Secretary of State.
by P.A. January 24, 2005
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worm

v. The act of pursuing chicks that are knowingly claimed by other dudes.
Hurry up and let's get over to the party before those other dudes worm our chicks.
by P.A. December 21, 2004
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shem

1. Male whose style consists of a shaved and usually dyed and spiky haircut with earrings and comes in one of two forms...

large muscles with tight shirts

skinny with oversized baggy shirts

2. Shaved Hairstyled Earringed Male
This party is a shem fest, let's bail.
by P.A. January 23, 2005
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