1 definition by Osama Bin Ladin aka Ted

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The Gage is when you are sucking your own dick and fingering you asshole while watching Teletubbies.. At the end you cum into your own face and slap the head of your penis onto a girls forehead while singing show tunes.
Last night I was doing the Gage. Got all over my bed and GF. WORTH IT!
by Osama Bin Ladin aka Ted November 03, 2011

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