Definitions by Open Source Fanboy

fan boy 

This term refers to depictions in early Hollywood movies where young boys would stand in place, holding large palm fronds, ceaselessly fanning Cleopatra or a Roman Emperor, etc.

The whole purpose of the fanboy's life was to support the pleasures and comforts of the object of their worship.

Hence, the slur, "fanboy".

Fan Boy: "Mr. Jobs, I so love my Mac. Am I fanning you to your fullest satisfaction?"

Steve Jobs: "iHarder. iFaster. Oh yes, Fan Boy! Don't stop!"

fan boy by Open Source Fanboy February 18, 2005

fa-chotch 

A vulgar term that vulgar, slutty cunts use to insult each other.

She let Mario stick his whole fist up her fa-chotch!

fa-chotch by Open Source Fanboy February 16, 2005