1 definition by Oolong Dao
A character from the Nickolodeon Hit show Avatar the last airbender.
He is known for shattering everyones optimistic beliefs with his cold unfeeling logic and cynicism.
He is known for shattering everyones optimistic beliefs with his cold unfeeling logic and cynicism.
EXP. Sokka: "wait so you want me to believe that firebenders, a race of flame manipulating conqurers are going to just accept a banished prince as firelord and not try to kill us?."
Aang:"yep."
Sokka:"seriously mr. hide from a hurricane underwater?"
Katara:"suki likes the plan.
Sokka:"REALLY?"
Katara:"Yep"
Sokka:"so you guys wing it with magical captain planet powers while i come up with a plan on par with the trojan horse, like always?"
Toph:"of course"
Sokka:"you know what im joining the fire nation!, they already use half my inventions even though they bend, unlike you all"
Sokka:"plus your the last airbender how could you restore balance whe the avatar cycle is ends with you?"
Aang:"But me and katara..."
Sokka:"Air and water make sparkling water not more air, plus your a monk you cant do that your mystical air bison god will like eat you or whatever.
Aang:"WHAT?"
Sokka:(sokka pulls out a handcannon and blasts and with a cannon ball) "yea i created guns you like that aang HUH?"
(Aang lies in his special brew of "tomato sauce")
Sokka:" by the way i told azula where to find us and gave her the blueprints for this.
Toph:"how could you?
Sokka:"one she's the new firelord, two she's the only other genius in the who isn't old or a dude."
Zuko:"I wont let you do this!"
(lightning bolt hits Zuko)
Sokka:"And that whould be my Old Lady, Peace Out Peeps!"
Aang:"yep."
Sokka:"seriously mr. hide from a hurricane underwater?"
Katara:"suki likes the plan.
Sokka:"REALLY?"
Katara:"Yep"
Sokka:"so you guys wing it with magical captain planet powers while i come up with a plan on par with the trojan horse, like always?"
Toph:"of course"
Sokka:"you know what im joining the fire nation!, they already use half my inventions even though they bend, unlike you all"
Sokka:"plus your the last airbender how could you restore balance whe the avatar cycle is ends with you?"
Aang:"But me and katara..."
Sokka:"Air and water make sparkling water not more air, plus your a monk you cant do that your mystical air bison god will like eat you or whatever.
Aang:"WHAT?"
Sokka:(sokka pulls out a handcannon and blasts and with a cannon ball) "yea i created guns you like that aang HUH?"
(Aang lies in his special brew of "tomato sauce")
Sokka:" by the way i told azula where to find us and gave her the blueprints for this.
Toph:"how could you?
Sokka:"one she's the new firelord, two she's the only other genius in the who isn't old or a dude."
Zuko:"I wont let you do this!"
(lightning bolt hits Zuko)
Sokka:"And that whould be my Old Lady, Peace Out Peeps!"
by Oolong Dao January 6, 2010