2 definitions by Only a Faitful Follower
Will is the latin term for never ending sexiness. This particular man, altough he was passed up for the god of hair products twice, has been voted People Weekly's Sexiest man alive 39 times, tying with Brad Pitt. Although usually nomadic, he is currently setteled in Newport Beach, due to his preference to warm climate. He joined a nudist colony in April, because he felt tan lines were unflattering. Will does not attend school or have any hobbies; he devotes his time to his looks, trying to become as sexy as humanly possible. His followers have devoted many petitions to him, and he even has gotten nominated for pope but unfortunatly the cardinals found out about the....indescretions..... So in the name of the almost pope, completely gorgeous almost god, lets all get naked.
Chick numero uno- "OMG did you sign the petition for Will?"
Chick numero dos- " Of course i did Will is a sexy beast!"
Chick numero dos- " Of course i did Will is a sexy beast!"
by Only a Faitful Follower September 14, 2008
Will Joslin is the sexiest man who walked the earth. Although the travels very far very often to try to spread his sexiness around, currently he is settled in San Louis Obispo, for the time being. He doesnt attend school nor have any hobbies other than keeping his looks up. Twice he was up to be the Patron saint of hair products, but was passed up. Also he almost became pope. In addition to all these attributes, he also was voted People weekly's sexiest man alive 33 times. He truly is amazing. To this day historians and scientists alike have not yet understood what power he holds over man kind. So all hail will joslin the almost saint-almost pope- sexiest man alive.
by Only a Faitful Follower September 9, 2008