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Given the nickname Joe, TheParlousPanda was the first panda to survive in a human body. the operation took 3 days, and every organ and limb was successfully transplanted apart from his penis, he is the only human alive with a pandas penis, said to be 4 feet long and extremely furry. He now lives in Leicester England and works at his local zoo for a living.
theparlouspanda aka joe has a pandas penis
by OllieBeeeee June 04, 2011

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