2 definitions by Oliver Cuntwell

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Originates from Naval sailors of Portsmouth in England getting lonely while at sea. These sick individuals would get a skate fish, slit it in half and nail it to a board. This would then be used to provide sexual pleasure.

Hence people from Portsmouth are known as Skates.
Harry Redknapp is a skate. Peter Crouch used to be a skate but he's alright now.
by Oliver Cuntwell August 12, 2006

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The nasty residue left after wiping the vagina. Could be urine, discharge, menstral blood or semen.

Used to define someone you don't like very much.
He's a proper cunt wipe!
by Oliver Cuntwell May 19, 2006

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