1 definition by Oldirtyhampsta
Typically a guy named Tony who likes to call himself T-Score. He is afraid of minorities and gives them all the easy work. He walks around punching himself in the dick to make himself feel better while he whistles Christmas tunes. One time he gave a double Dutch rudder to a guy named Gene from Ramm for a little side cash, he liked the fact that his peen looked so big in his little hand. He coined the phrase “I eat dude ass” it’s usually found on the inside of a bathroom stall at your local ihop. He hates anyone smarter than him because he likes to tell everyone that is stupid how smart he is. Legend has it he once made chicken salad out of chicken shit.
Merv the perv was at the local ihop on Roosevelt Blvd and was eating genes dude ass for a free grand slam breakfast.
by Oldirtyhampsta June 26, 2019