3 definitions by Old Kynikos

Top Definition
A system to force people to join and pay for a medical care system that no one would voluntarily pay for with their own money.

Very popular with members of the medical system, folks who pay no taxes, bleeding hearts, and people fooled by Democrats

Not so popular with Christian Scientists, people hoping to keep most of what they earn or steal, people fooled by Republicans
Hospital Chairman: We were going to go bankrupt because no HMO, insurance company, or sane person would pay what we bill them, That Obamacare saved our asses.

Doctor: This pill might work, tastes sweet, and you don't have to pay for it. It's so good that it costs $5,000 a month. But don't worry, that Obamacare will kick in soon.

HMO: With Obamacare, there won't be any cheap competitors.
by Old Kynikos August 18, 2011

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Used to end a discussion. Indicates that one doesn't even have time to finish the thought.
"I really need a new iPhone."
"You just got your iPod last Fall. You've got to plan ahead."
"But ..."
"We've talked about this before."
"But ..."
"End of!"
by Old Kynikos January 14, 2008

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causing addiction or a strong habit
Alcohol, porn, and the internet can all be addicting to someone with an addictive personality in the US; but in the UK they can only be addictive.
by Old Kynikos December 09, 2008

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