7 definitions by Oil Field Trash
1. verb; The act of having, giving, or recieving an STD.
2. adj.; To have features resembling, or to be compared to Alec Baldwin in anyway.
2. adj.; To have features resembling, or to be compared to Alec Baldwin in anyway.
1.
"I wouldn't touch her, she gets freaky";
First guy, "Where's Adam?"
Second guy, "He's in the bedroom getting freaky with that girl who has chlamydia."
2.
First woman, "Do you see that guy's eyebrows?"
Second woman, "Yeah, he looks freaky... like Alec Baldwin."
"I wouldn't touch her, she gets freaky";
First guy, "Where's Adam?"
Second guy, "He's in the bedroom getting freaky with that girl who has chlamydia."
2.
First woman, "Do you see that guy's eyebrows?"
Second woman, "Yeah, he looks freaky... like Alec Baldwin."
by Oil Field Trash October 28, 2006
adj. ; Used to describe a person whom works in the oil field (i.e. Drilling Rigs, Oil Rigs) The person is not necessarily trashy, filthy, or dirty but can be if they so choose. Those described as Oil Field Trash typically drink excessively and are crude, narcissistic, and beligerent when drunk. HOWEVER IMPORTANT: There are ONLY TWO absolutes concerning being described as Oil Field Trash; #1. One must work in the oil field and #2. One must be proud to be described as Oil Field Trash.
"My Oil Field Trash friends and I are heading to the bar after a long days work on the drilling rig"
"He is wearing a sweater that says 'Oil Field Trash' on it, he must work in the oil field"
"He is wearing a sweater that says 'Oil Field Trash' on it, he must work in the oil field"
by Oil Field Trash November 23, 2006
adj. ; Used to describe a person whom works in the oil field (i.e. Drilling Rigs, Oil Rigs) The person is not necessarily trashy, filthy, or dirty but can be if they so choose. Those described as Oil Field Trash typically drink excessively and are crude, narcissistic, and beligerent when drunk. IMPORTANT: There are only two absolutes concerning beging described as Oil Field Trash; 1. One must work in the oil field and 2. One must be proud to be described as Oil Field Trash.
"My Oil Field Trash friends and I are heading to the bar after a long days work on the drilling rig"
"He is wearing a sweater that says 'Oil Field Trash' on it, he must work in the oil field"
"He is wearing a sweater that says 'Oil Field Trash' on it, he must work in the oil field"
by Oil Field Trash October 28, 2006
noun; An object that is made of glass, has a long hollow shaft with a hollow ball shape on the end somewhat resembling the male genatilia (hence the name) and used by drug addicts to smoke methamphetamine or more commonly speed See also: pizzo twizzle oil burner meth pipe tweak pipe stick
Tweaker: "Hey.. uhh.. uhh.. hey man... uhh... pass the glass dick, huh?"
Non-Tweaker: "I don't even know you, and I don't do speed."
Non-Tweaker thinks to himself, "Fucking tweakers."
Non-Tweaker: "I don't even know you, and I don't do speed."
Non-Tweaker thinks to himself, "Fucking tweakers."
by Oil Field Trash October 28, 2006
~noun; A term used when an individual purposefully finds a sexual partner whom he/or she doesn't know; during intercourse the individual lies and whispers into the unknown partners ear, "I forgot to tell you, I have AIDS" The object is to stay on top for eight seconds without being "bucked" off.
"I met a girl at a bar last night and gave her the Eight Second Rodeo, she kicked me in the nuts so hard I flew back at least two feet... I didn't even make it two seconds, man."
First guy, "Dude, I'm in trouble. I hooked up with a girl last night and she told me she had AIDS while we were having sexual intercourse and then wouldn't get off of me."
Second guy, "You're okay man, she just gave you the Eight Second Rodeo."
First guy, "Dude, I'm in trouble. I hooked up with a girl last night and she told me she had AIDS while we were having sexual intercourse and then wouldn't get off of me."
Second guy, "You're okay man, she just gave you the Eight Second Rodeo."
by Oil Field Trash October 28, 2006
verb; 1. The act of accidentally biting or scathing one's genitalia with the teeth during oral stimulation; 2. To rub without proper lubrication or apply pressure enough to cause dissatisfaction to the genitalia during sexual intercourse;
"If you poote my penis again you are going to recieve a black eye"
"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"
noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"
"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"
noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"
by Oil Field Trash November 23, 2006
verb; 1. The act of accidentally biting or scathing one's genitalia with the teeth during oral stimulation; 2. To rub without proper lubrication or apply pressure enough to cause dissatisfaction to the genitalia during sexual intercourse;
"If you poote my penis again you are going to recieve a black eye"
"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"
noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"
"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"
noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"
by Oil Field Trash October 28, 2006