Octavio Hermendez's definitions

Soft-Stabber

One who stabs a baby in it's soft-spot using his penis (Works best for a black dude dressed up in a clown suit). The you fuck the baby's body.

Man you should try being a soft-stabber. It feels sooo good when you fuck the baby's organs.

by Octavio Hermendez December 10, 2006

Freebirding

Covering yourself with fecal matter and seamen, naked, and playing "Free Bird" by Lynard Skynard on an out-of-tune guitar.

Yeah, man I love freebirding.

by Octavio Hermendez December 8, 2006

"Mama's Family" Boy

A person who watches PAX every night and masturbates to the popular 80s sitcom "Mama's Family".

Man, last night, when I was watching "Mama's Family", Naomi was getting me so hard. And then when Iola bended over I exploded everywhere. I'm a true "Mama's Family" Boy.

by Octavio Hermendez December 6, 2006

Knee Stopper

The act of pulling apart your butt-cheeks and putting them on a knee while you have violent diarreah. The knee will block of the diarreah and make it fly in every direction.

One time, when I was little, I was sitting on my my mom's lap and I accidentily gave her a Knee Stopper. Whoops.

by Octavio Hermendez November 5, 2006