3 definitions by OMG i dont believe it
Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop
by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020
This popular Turkish Confection is a mixture of Turkish Man whore spunk and sugar , with the flavour disguised with rosewater. It tastes disgusting. As for chocolate covered Turkish Delight ... lets say that sticking it up your backside and covering it with a layer of finest Turkish Chocolate doesn't appear in any reputable confectionists book of tricks
Despite being told not to , the young lady insisted on stuffing her face with the finest chocolate covered Turkish Delight, until she could eat no more. It ran out of her mouth and she could hardly swallow it all
by OMG i dont believe it May 4, 2020
The IT geek kept telling us about the companies BYOD policy.
It was obvious he was a wanker , but it was enlightening to find the company had a beat your own dick policy
It was obvious he was a wanker , but it was enlightening to find the company had a beat your own dick policy
by OMG i dont believe it July 5, 2019