79 definitions by OD Smith

takeshi kitano

Quite simply one of the best directors in the world right now, as well as being the epitome of cool in his acting persona, "Beat" Takeshi (taken from his stint in stand-up double act, The Two Beats) in most of his own films, as well as the likes of Battle Royale, Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence, Gonin and (oops) Johnny Mnemonic.

Best known for his Yakuza films (such as Sonatine and Brother), as well as Hana-bi and the truly fantastic Zatoichi - both of which winning the Venice Film Festival in 1997 and 2003 respectively.

Also known for presenting Takeshi's Castle - which makes as much sense as Francis Ford Coppola's Saturday Night Takeaway if you think about it. Not to be confused with the qually brilliant and prolific (if borderline deranged) Takashi Miike.

Zatoichi
Sonatine
Brother
Hana-bi

by OD Smith March 21, 2005

nathan barley

Proof that even Chris Morris can write a pile of crap.

How did the genius behind The Day Today and Brass Eye come up with unwatchable catshite like Nathan Barley?

by OD Smith March 10, 2005

homoeroticism

The cover to 50 Cent's "The Massacre" CD.

"My word, that Fiddy Scent looks all man in that unintentionally homoerotic picture."

by OD Smith March 30, 2005

Rational American Thinking

The simplistic logic system of Bush supporters and other morons - apparently you have to trust him because he's President (even though 49% of the US population didn't vote for him), and anyone who criticises America is either jealous of their greatness, embittered French people who surrender all too easily, or a member of the global al-Qu'eda network.

"America: If you don't like it, LEAVE!!!"

by OD Smith March 23, 2005

jodie marsh

The cut-price, bargain basement Jordan.

Since we can't afford to pay Jordan to wear very little in our magazine, we might as well phone Jodie Marsh.

by OD Smith March 10, 2005

Rizla

A form of currency only recognised in two places: anywhere prefixed with the phrase "HM Prison", or Penge.

"Oi mate, you got a Rizla?"

by OD Smith March 22, 2005

nicky hilton

The better looking, non-irritating and far less overexposed sister of Paris Hilton.

Actually, I find Nicky Hilton to be better looking than Paris, and not so bloody irritating.

by OD Smith February 23, 2005