34 definitions by O. W. Tongueincheek
Any vehicle made in France, usually a car. They are not known for their reliability, if you make a mistake of buying one, you are guaranteed to get a lot of small problems in addition to big ones. When it comes to maintenance and repairs, they are nightmares for mechanics.
The definition of a frogmobile doesn't only apply to vehicles made in France. There's a province in Canada called Quebec where e.g. the most of Ski-Doo sleds are made, fortunately sleds aren't as hopeless cases as French cars, it is largely due to the fact that their engines are manufactured in Austria, whose greatest gift to humankind was a certain Herr Hitler. Originally the factory was located in Dresden, Germany, but the factory and most of the city were wiped out in a couple of days in the bombings of February 1945, thanks to the immigrant Hitler. The Quebecers consider themselves as the inventors of the snowmobile, although it's not so clear-cut, they also tend to buy smaller companies and then claim all inventions as their own, or they just simply copy the innovation of a small competitor, knowing that they themself can afford years of legal battle in court, but which is impossible for a smaller opponent. But hey, let's face it; they probably invented the wheel before Mesopotamian civilization, not to mention the rubber track.
The definition of a frogmobile doesn't only apply to vehicles made in France. There's a province in Canada called Quebec where e.g. the most of Ski-Doo sleds are made, fortunately sleds aren't as hopeless cases as French cars, it is largely due to the fact that their engines are manufactured in Austria, whose greatest gift to humankind was a certain Herr Hitler. Originally the factory was located in Dresden, Germany, but the factory and most of the city were wiped out in a couple of days in the bombings of February 1945, thanks to the immigrant Hitler. The Quebecers consider themselves as the inventors of the snowmobile, although it's not so clear-cut, they also tend to buy smaller companies and then claim all inventions as their own, or they just simply copy the innovation of a small competitor, knowing that they themself can afford years of legal battle in court, but which is impossible for a smaller opponent. But hey, let's face it; they probably invented the wheel before Mesopotamian civilization, not to mention the rubber track.
Talking about frogmobiles - when frogs are amphibians, are they possibly also the inventors of amphibious vehicles?
by O. W. Tongueincheek December 28, 2022
Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.
- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."
by O. W. Tongueincheek December 9, 2021
A restaurant owner in Chinglish: "Me no take the ad slogang you made for my restaurant, no good, no money, go away!"
The advertising man: "Whadda.. What's wrong with; PIG OUT LIKE A TIBETAN MONK COMING OFF THE WINNIE THE POOH'S FAST CAMP?
The advertising man: "Whadda.. What's wrong with; PIG OUT LIKE A TIBETAN MONK COMING OFF THE WINNIE THE POOH'S FAST CAMP?
- "Did you know that Winnie the Pooh is renamed due to the pandemic?"
- "I know that, it's Winnie the Flu!"
- "I know that, it's Winnie the Flu!"
by O. W. Tongueincheek December 4, 2021
A certain disturbed brat at the Headquarters of the United Nations: "How dare you?! You ruined my future corn crops!"
by O. W. Tongueincheek January 19, 2022
War Mongol, a.k.a. botox-Mongol, Vladolf Putler or Vlad the Poisoner etc. - the civilized world has a lot of names for this creep. Vlad is obsessed with restoring Russia to superpower, but it is still and will remain a developing country, yet with a nuclear weapon. This warmonger has begun to believe his own propaganda without talking about propaganda saturated sovoks whose state of mind has always been prone to propakanda and has made them the most ignorant peasants in the world - now this power-hungry prick has attacked against Ukraine to get more Lebensraum.
Mongols such as Genghis Khan and his sons were the worst mass murderers in history, but the combination of Mongols and the Russians is not too shy to kill civilians, as seen in Chechnya and Syria, a children's hospital in Ukraine is an excellent target for these savages because Ukrainians are "fascists." Putler's mental state is declining 'cause his time is running out, he is 69 and has a great future behind him.
General Patton knew these creatures, a part of his statement on 8 August 1945:
"The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russians have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."
Mongols such as Genghis Khan and his sons were the worst mass murderers in history, but the combination of Mongols and the Russians is not too shy to kill civilians, as seen in Chechnya and Syria, a children's hospital in Ukraine is an excellent target for these savages because Ukrainians are "fascists." Putler's mental state is declining 'cause his time is running out, he is 69 and has a great future behind him.
General Patton knew these creatures, a part of his statement on 8 August 1945:
"The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russians have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."
by O. W. Tongueincheek March 18, 2022
Trepak is a traditional Russian and Ukrainian dance related to health and well-being, more precisely it's an old Slavic defecation dance, a.k.a. poop dance.
Its less sporty form is the Slav squat, performed in a certain outfit such as three-striped tracksuits added with a bottle of booze and cigarettes.
Its less sporty form is the Slav squat, performed in a certain outfit such as three-striped tracksuits added with a bottle of booze and cigarettes.
by O. W. Tongueincheek July 11, 2021
This pact is also known as the Great Patriotic Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact with its hush-hush Lebensraum Protocol.
The Great Patriotic Pact is the day Homo sovieticus and its successor Homo putinus have never celebrated on 23rd of August, which was signed by those two peace-loving countries, Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union in Mos🐄 1939.
by O. W. Tongueincheek April 18, 2023