1 definition by O:^-^ Pink Floyd ^-^ :O

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Somebody who is false, who likes to be seen as cool.Wants to fit in but gets it wrong. Listens to crap music

example: Avril Lavigne.
Poser : I would like to buy a Avril Lavigne T-Shirt.

Shop Assistant : Sure
*whispers DAMN those Posers*.

*Poser skips down the road in glee thinking that She will be so cool. A minute later arrives near a bunch of Moshers*

Mosher 1: *Laughs* Dude what are you wearing?
*He says wearing a Nirvana T-Shirt and skating shoes*

Mosher 2: *becomes hysterical*I think you've got it wrong.

Poser: But... But... You all love Avril Lavigne don't you?

Mosher 1: *drop Kicks* I am Sooooo offened!

Mosher 2: Yeh F*** off you POSER!

*Poser runs off crying and decides to try and be a Goth*
by O:^-^ Pink Floyd ^-^ :O June 12, 2006

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