Short for situational comedy.
Some good sitcoms are Seinfeld,Married withchildren,cheers, and happy days.
Ted:Happy days is the best sitcom.
That funny ass gunnery seargent from the movie "full metal jacket"
He was an actual gunnery seargent who served in Vietman.
Hartman:How tall are you private?
Prvt Cowboy:sir 5 foot 3 sir.
Hartman:Jesus!I dind't know they stacked shit that high!
Hartman:HOLY DOG SHIT! What the fuck is that!
Prvt Pyle:sir a jelly donut sir.
Whenever you have a really long crap that takes half an hour,then you get up and your ass cheeks are strechrd out and theres a big red ring around your ass.
after dinner i went for a crap and got toilet ass.
An insult retards, or six year olds use.
They have no returning insult so they resort to Mr.poopy.
Amanda:Stop it Mr.poopy!
A wad of snot propelled out of your nose and on to your shirt.
Usually at parties when talking to someone important.
Joe:Hey Ted you got a shnirt!
Usually on or boxers, cauliflour ear is when you get hit in the ear really hard alot and it looks like a swollen piece of cauliflour.
Ted:He looks like a veggie head.
Joe:you idiot, it's cauliflour ear.
The name of that hot chick on "you bet your ass" a game show on comedy network.
sitara is the only reason most people watch the show.
She always wears those stupid shirts you buy off the internet.
Ted:why are you watching this stupid show?
Ben:because of that chick sitara.