Amazingly popular fanfiction writer. Author of Maximum Ride fanfic Diary of a Lovesick Mutant which has amassed almost 7,000 reviews on fanfiction.net and is the most popular in the genre. Reknowned for her love of Bacon, Lady Gaga and Alpaca's.
Person 1: OH MY BACON PHOENIX FANATIC HAS POSTED A NEW CHAPTER!!!
Person 2: I KNOW, IT'S SOO FUNNY!!!!!