Definitions by Notdevinnunes

deep state 

Sounds ominous, but it's just a dirty word to describe the professionals who have stopped Trump from destroying the word.

I am so thankful for this "deep state" that's kept Trump from becoming Supreme Leader and setting off nukes in Europe.

deep state by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Stormy Daniels 

A brilliant female entrepreneur. Trump used to enjoy her company, but he now has Sean Hannity.

Tom: Is that Stormy Daniels?
Joe: No, don't be stupid! That's Sean Hannity! You can tell because he's on his knees licking Trump's arse!
Tom: I feel stupid.

Stormy Daniels by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Fake News 

I term you hopelessly deploy when a liberal (or even an anti-Trump Republican) has you cornered. It's the Hail Mary of debates. Must be said with crazy hand gestures.

I don't believe you that Trump did anything wrong! That's Fake News!

Fake News by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Putin

America's actual president since he won the 2016 presidential election. Can be found inserting his penis into Trump's mouth from time to time.

Joe: I thought Trump was president?
Jim: No, you moron, Trump's just pretending because he's President Putin's bitch.

Putin by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019