2 definitions by Not ewf

Mouth pearl.

Jizz ball inside someone's mouth.
"Kellie, here comes a large Mouth pearl."
by Not ewf June 12, 2014
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Fist fucked in the fart box

The amazing feat of having a fist in ones anus.
"Holy crap"
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart box, dry. No lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."
by Not ewf June 13, 2014
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