2 definitions by Not Dave Matthews
When a male is about to engage in oral sex, but their partner lifts them by the legs and eats their ass instead.
Male: "Aw yeah, babyyy, I'm about to get me a blowjob!"
Partner: *Lifts Male by the legs and starts tonguing his asshole instead*
Male: Yo what the fuck?! I didn't want a skipjob today!
Partner: *Lifts Male by the legs and starts tonguing his asshole instead*
Male: Yo what the fuck?! I didn't want a skipjob today!
by Not Dave Matthews April 14, 2022
When you are engaging in anal sex while your partner has to take a shit, and it gets shoved deeper into their rectum until it will no longer remain inside them, and it splashes out.
"Bro, what the hell was that? We were engaging in some hot anal sex! What's with all the shit?"
"Sorry bro. Didn't mean to give you a Peanut Butter Bratwurst."
"Sorry bro. Didn't mean to give you a Peanut Butter Bratwurst."
by Not Dave Matthews April 1, 2021