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Brit. slang for a crappy car, usually a hatchback, driven by a "Barry Boy".

A popular choice of the acned teen as their first "wheels", sheds are often "done up" with bits of nasty body kit, aftermarket exhausts and - in urban settings - a thumping uprated music system.

Shed owners often can't afford to put petrol in their cars so are commonly spotted on Friday nights meeting other non-driving shed owners in supermarket car parks to exchange advice on the best make of gaffer tape to stop bits of chrome and trim falling off their creations.

See also acronym SOTW (Shed of the Week), a popular spot on the Barry Boys web site.
Gav: "Wotcha got?"
Kev: "58 plate Saxo." "Tmoz I'm gunna slam it and install a sub the size of your sista's ass".
Gav: "Too sweet, I thought you were gunna get a Shed like a 106 ... needin an air dam for the front though"
Kev: "Already ordered, as well as some pimpin side rails".
Gav: "OMG ... your ride FTW"
by North Wind September 15, 2010
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A significant news event hitting the wires that may or will move financial markets.
Trader1: More tape bombs hitting ...

RTRS: EUROZONE: MERKEL SAYS GERMANY PREFERS FRENCH INSOLVENCY TO A DEBT UNION
RTRS: GERMAN FINMIN. ANNOUNCES PLAN TO PRINT DMARKS AS PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE
RTRS: EUROZONE: SARKOZY SAYS GERMANS HAVE NOT LEARNED LESSONS OF THE PAST

Trader2: <minimising Angry Birds screen> Shit, shit, shit, SELL FRENCH BANKS
by North Wind November 24, 2011
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Financial markets slang for a billion (thousand million). Used to avoid confusion with a million on a noisy trading floor/over the phone.
Fuck me I'm being bid .858 for a yard of Sovs (Sterling). Fill yer boots.
by North Wind October 1, 2008
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